Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Top 10 Names for the “Pro-Life,” Pro-Cancer, Pro-UTI, Anti-Planned Parenthood Amendment « SpeakEasy

The Top 10 Names for the “Pro-Life,” Pro-Cancer, Pro-UTI, Anti-Planned Parenthood Amendment « SpeakEasy

How about the Vagina Decalogue?

1. Thou shalt not use birth control
2. Thou shalt not terminate date rape pregnancies
3. Thou shalt not treat urinary tract infections
4. Thou shalt not be tested for HIV
5. Thou shalt not seek pre-natal care
6. Thou shalt not cry rape (you know you asked for it)
7. Thou shalt not receive breast cancer screening
8. Thou shalt not engage in PAP smears
9. Thou shalt not seek infertility treatments
10. Thou shalt not seek counseling/treatment for menopause symptoms

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